Retirement Sayings

Retirement sayings serve a lot of purpose, especially to those about to retire and retirees alike. Even though it is expected that retirement is another stage in your life where in you can be freed from the pressure of your demanding, yet so dearly loved work, you can’t take away the fact that it can be a little depressing. When you are depressed, inspirational words such as retirement sayings, which always relate to any retirees’ life, can help lighten the heavy feelings in your heart.

If you want to look for inspirational retirement sayings to read on and to keep you from boredom, papers, books, or magazines are not only the places you can dig up some, but over the internet as well. In fact, there is wealth of famous retirement sayings featured online. For example,

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
– Jonathan Clements

Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then, tired of not.
– Richard Armour

If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you don’t have to work.

– Ogden Nash

Retirement sayings can also be used in your retirement speech if you try to share some words of wisdom. For all you know, many retirees rendered speeches that include two or more of their favorite sayings. You can do the same thing, too.

But did you know that retirement sayings, as serious as retirement itself may sound, can also be humorous? Generally, sayings are supposed to give us wisdom, it’s just remarkable to know that words of wisdom can also be put in a certain way where in it comes out truthfully amusing. Here are some of the funny retirement sayings that will surely bring smiles to your lips.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
– George Burns

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
– R.C. Sherriff

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job
– Ella Harris

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

O, blest retirement! Friend to life’s decline-
How blessed is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!
– Goldsmith

Isn’t it amazing to know how amazing retirement sayings can be, especially when they are full of humors and at the same time full of wisdom? If you find these sayings funny and inspirational, I would suggest that you do it more often. Or, if you know anyone who has just retired, you can send some of the retirement sayings to them and see how these sayings can make them smile.